The Brothers Karamazov. Done. Finis.
And here's what Dostoevsky said about reforms:
"Reforms, when the ground has not been prepared for them, especially if they are institutions copied from abroad, do nothing but mischief! The ancient hell-fire was better."
I submit that the ground for health care reform has not been prepared - nor will it ever be, while our current commander in chief (gasp, choke) still sits on the waiting list for a cerebrum donor. Right behind Nancy Pelosi.