Warning: Reading Charlotte Bronte while finishing a project may result in needing to rip out three extra inches of unintentional knitting.
Well, hello 8 am - we seem to be running into each other a lot more often lately.
And no, I still don't like you.
Hot cocoa + small child
= instant chocolate fu manchu
Big family outing to the dentist, followed by a trip to Donut King. My husband is soooo cool.
Of course, this is from the same kid who waved his sister's pink fairy wand at me earlier, smiled sweetly, and whispered, "You're a toad." So, please feel free to contradict him.
or the height of his jump
the first time the toast pops.
Knitting needles. They're not just for picking locks with anymore.
Reading Beatrix Potter stories to the kids is infinitely more challenging when they request that you keep switching back and forth between British and American accents.